I have finally found a culture that appreciates (and even adores) my chubby-ness. I could stick around here for a while :)

[The only problem is that they're set on making me even chubbier. I said to Mary (the woman who is in charge of what I eat), "You're going to make me fat!" She conceded and said, "...Okay" and then "I will buy you new clothes."]